So I took my Avoshower to a hotel which did not have a bath.
That did not matter last night because I did not get to the hotel bedroom until past midnight.
This morning, I woke up just before five, and had a shower around 7:15. It was a wet room, there was a shower chair, which meant I could sit down and shower, tho what they’d not thought through is that the shower was on the wall next to the loo, so I was essentially sitting next to the pisser and balancing my Avoshower on the cistern.
I shampooed with an old tub of Big I’m trying to use up.
Avoshower smelt of Avoshower. Not raw chicken. I still don’t like it as much as the bath bomb. Big smelt of lemony salt. I like Big, I used to use it every day, until I upgraded my hairdresser and she sold me the posh stuff. These days it is my emergency pot. When I’ve used it all, I might attempt Jersey Bounce, which looks similar but better. When I need a new emergency.
You see, I buy my shampoo direct from my hairdresser – the one I can’t link to in case you come and murder me in my bed – but a bottle of shampoo from her lasts me for a slightly shorter period than the length of time between my hairdressing appointments. Maybe I am not decadent enough, but I need something to see me through that week or so. And for when I can’t make it to the hairdresser / can’t afford the hairdresser.
My shower today lasted 13 minutes. In that time, I was mostly trying not to fall off the shower chair.
When I looked in the mirror, the too hot stream of water had opened all the pores in my nose, and whiteheads were popping up.